god-particle: badcgijosh: gothicwoadie: crylea: Heres a quick shout out to all the haters out there, hating on us ‘Holmies’. THERE IS NO ACTUAL EVIDENCE JAMES HOLMES WAS THE MURDERER. SO UNTIL THERE IS… STFU! bye This is why there’s no White History month idk who i hate more, OP or the twat that brought race into this ^^Agreed
fassydickjokes: Michael Fassbender’s dick is so big, it has it’s own Walmart.
Social anxiety isn’t cool. OCD isn’t cool. Bipolar disorder isn’t cool. Depression isn’t cool. Cutting isn’t cool. Phobias aren’t cool. Trauma isn’t cool. Sleep disorders aren’t cool. Eating disorders aren’t cool. They’re real things, they’re scary, and pretending you have them is just fucking obnoxious and an insult.
romeo: if i was thy boyfriend
romeo: i'd never let thou go
romeo: i canst take thou places thou hath not been before
romeo: and i can be thy gentleman
romeo: swagger swagger swagger
romeo: swagger on thou
What happens when teens are home alone
According to social media: wild and cazy party time!
Me: fuck yeah I can take my headphones off!
What I really mean: Fuck yeah, I can take my pants off!
The point is you don't know, and you don't care. &...
One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most...– Sigmund Freud (via reefkids)
I don’t ask you to love me always like this, but I ask you to remember… I’ll be...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via movelikeajellyfish)
glimmering: moment of silence for the women who are competing in the olympics while on their period
thatfunnyblog: my mom was using my laptop and she calls me down and says “i’m not going to click on it but that is kind of disturbing for me to see” little did she know that had she clicked on it she would have been subjected to my comedic genius god damn i’m funny Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?!
ryangoslingstanktop: bennyscrotch replied to your post: everwets replied to your post: everwets replied to… Didn’t you say something about licking Fassys ass? Lmfao! I log on and this is one of the first things I see!
horribleville: don’t trust anyone who wakes up before 11am willingly
letmartyhandlethis: thetardisinstitute: cameo-of-vatican: Maybe if Tumblr for some reason does win the teen’s choice award, we should all just reblog porn that day. Just a big porn spree. Then all the new people will just be like “ah, porn!” and never go on again. Gay porn,of course. Obviously.
My prayers go out to everyone who lost someone or who were injured in last night horrific event. I’m sorry that had to happen.
Chick-fil-a is too fucking expensive. I’m too poor to have waffle fries and a Dr. PEPPER OR SOMETHING!
lukethreepwood: breastnest: someday i will buy a pickle that is 6 feet 4 inches tall and i will step inside of it and call my friend and say “hey can you come help me im kind of in a pickle”
h0odrich: windows98: unable to sleep, who’s awake? katy perry